cursedcatpictures:

this is not a cat. this is a mystical creature.

k-eke:

round 

everythingfox:

The sound of cute puppies hydrating

(via)

lpdwillwrite4coffee:

mikaeled:

Even if the victim called for an ambulance when he first felt the symptoms, and if he lived in a big country house like we do, the ambulance would take at least 15 minutes to arrive and it’d be too late. If the victim didn’t have the emergency Naxostuff.

#this whole sequence was SO good and effective #it’s hard to believe this is the only time we see them together #because you feel the lived in affection and history of this relationship SO well here #it’s a tall order to have your audience be devastated by this scene #when it’s basically all new to us #and it succeeds so brilliantly! #knives out via dollsome-does-tumblr
you can’t just hide this 100% accurate assessment in the tags 

bemusedlybespectacled:

therandomwatcher:

bemusedlybespectacled:

jewishzevran:

keetongu:

did-you-kno:

Ancient Egyptians were using 20-sided die as early as 200 BCE. Source

i cant believe ancient egyptians were FUCKING NERDS

imagine ancient egyptian d&d tho

“You have crossed into the underworld and have encountered Anubis. You give him your heart to weigh.”

“I roll to Bluff.”

“You want to bluff Anubis? You can’t bluff Anubis, he’s a god, he has a godly Sense Motive check.”

“I want to bluff the scales.”

“…you want. To bluff. The scales.”

“Yup.”

“…you know what? I’ll allow it.”

“HA! Nat 20!”

“The scales, for some fucking reason, think your heart is lighter than the feather. Anubis is pretty sure you’re bullshitting him but you know what? Anubis has had a long day. Anubis is not gonna question the scales. You’re in.”

You have no idea how long this has been rattling around in my head after reading your original post on Pinterest. No. Idea. lol!

I finally got around to making it, thanks everyone for the inspiration!  :D

I’m so glad @zrayak got me into stargate because I understand that reference! XD